Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the... room
In the whole wide room
Why quote the Flight of The Conchords when it comes to "America's Sexiest Sportscaster," who will soon be manning, er, womanning?, college sidelines for ESPN in the coming weeks? Because Bret and Jemaine knew exactly why everyone's so obsessed with Miss Andrews: she's hot, but only by location.
Erin just happens to be the best looking girl in a room that includes the likes of Linda Cohn, Suzy Kolber and vodka-swiling Dana Jacobson. Throw in hours spent staring at Chris Berman, Dick Vitale and Beano Cook and any skinny blonde is going to grab your attention.
It's the same reason that former Dream Job contenstant Maggie Haskins seemed attractive or why the chick from My Boys seems much hotter than she really is. Girls that know sports suddenly get a jump on the hotness scale.
I'll give Erin props: She's turned her whole I-barely-know-what-I'm-talking-about-but-nobody-is-looking-at-my-face-anyway shtick into a nice little gig. It's a nice little depature from looking at Jack Arute but throw her on Entourage and you think Vinny's biting? She's Turtle or Drama bait for sure.
And just to prove that The Señior isn't cashing in his genitals on this one, here's two other female sports personalities Erin can't hold onto: NESN's Heidi Watney and Speed TV's Charity Hodges.
DISCLAIMER: This post in no way is punishment for a sexual fantasy mentioned to The Señorita. However, if you ever see a post involving LSU Golden Girls, a vat of Crisco and a spatula, you know what's up.
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